Jessi Noelle |
Mostly, I'm a musician. I'm always looking for new ways to satisfy my musical hunger. |
“Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say ‘fuck me’ in Spanish. She claimed it was ‘pollo frito’. I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming ‘fried chicken.’ FML”
I just thought this was hilarious. I got bored and was looking at fmylife.com, obviously. Hahaha. Just thought I’d share.
